• Question: Can you think of a better joke?

    Asked by student14 to Mark on 24 Mar 2011 in Categories: .
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      Mark Hill answered on 24 Mar 2011:

      Hi student14,

      A police officer was giving evidence in court one day, about a man seen running from a stolen car. He gave a description of the man, who got away at the time.

      Defence barrister; “So officer, you say that you saw the defendant and that you were able to describe the clothing he was wearing?”

      Officer; “Yes, I did.”

      Defence; “How close were you to him?”

      Officer; “20 metres.”

      Defence; “At night, from 20 metres, You must have good eyesight. How far could YOU see that night.”

      Officer; “I could see the moon!”

      Student14, I am sorry about my other joke. I hope that this is a little better.

      Thanks,

      Mark.

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